we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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