he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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