A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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