So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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