So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
did i just pee glitter
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
