I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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