Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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