They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
