so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40s are totally the cure
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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