How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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