So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
True college students do jello shots in the library
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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