Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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