we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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