Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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