I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
did you just send me my own nude
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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