grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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