shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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