I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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