Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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