This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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