his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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