god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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