Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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