drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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