I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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