pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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