its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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