like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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