i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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