summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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