You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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