let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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