Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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