If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
bring money and cleavage
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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