addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
When are your genitals available?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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