Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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