Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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