i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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