Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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