if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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