Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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