She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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