I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
BRING THE BAGELS
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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