margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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