That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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