Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I could fuck to npr.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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