If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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