i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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