the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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