While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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