I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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