didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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