I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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