My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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