Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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