The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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