ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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