he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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