I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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