why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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